i knew i was obese
The two main things that I got from my health evaluation at the gym the other day were:
1) I'm fat.
2) I need to eat more.
I'm not even joking.
1) I'm fat.
2) I need to eat more.
I'm not even joking.
posted by adam at 11:12 PM
8 Comments:
what kind of dumb gym did you go to?
Hey Fatty, update your blog why don't ya?!
If you're fat...I'm the State Puff!! What's the name of the retard who called you obese...was it Whip?? We can bet him up for you!
And...if you're fat...why do you need to eat more?? Dumb gym! It sounds like to me that you are the one with the problem, not the gym if you take their advice...I was just thinking...did you make up this post? Or is it a true story?
I think Whipple's the retard for having such a retarded favorite song.
And yes, this is a true story. The guy who told me I'm obese had really big eyes. I think he was looking into my soul.
STATE PUFF MARSHMELLOW! Ghostbusters!!!!
First of all Whipple, if you hit me I wouldn't be able to discern it as a hit or a hug...second, if you are obese Adam, what the heck do they call 50-60% of america? Is there really any level past that? What an idiot! Was he on some natural mushroom high or what?
Here's the funny thing, he probably had a higher body fat % than you...because most of the free world does.
this post and it's comments made me literally laugh out loud. Ow. My side hurts. Too funny.
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